"It's not smart. It's politics."

Title: Madame Butterfly & Her Sailor
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3300
Characters: Laura Roslin, Billy Keikeya, Bill Adama, Kara Thrace, Lee Adama, Hera Agathon
Relationships: Bill/Laura, Kara/Lee
Summary: Most people think Admiral Adama and Laura Roslin met on Galactica. Hera knows different. It sounded like a fairy tale but it had to be the truth...Aunt Laura, she knew, always told the truth.
A/N: I don't know what this is. It started at a kink piece but I couldn't get to the sex. And then there was this other prompt taunting me about Hera babysitting Lee and Kara's kids. And it's Halloween. So this happened. (Also, I'm sure the idea of Laura creating a program in which Kara participated is someone else's idea. (ETA: The name of the educational program is one I accidentally took from lanalucy's awesome Kara, Laura series, The Healing Arts, a wonderful series that is far more nuanced and amazing than this little thing and I'm so glad Ms. Lana is amenable to letting me keep it in this story.) Please do tell me if the whole 'Laura created a program Kara was in' thing was your idea and I will happily credit.)
A/N 2: Here's the pic Laura's butterfly gown in the story is based on.

( Once Upon a Time... )

Title: An Accident Destined to Happen
Word Count: 3700
Rating: MA
Pairing: Bill Adama/Saul Tigh/Laura Roslin
Summary: plaid_slytherin requested some B/S/L smut for the bsg_epics holiday fic exchange. A bit late, but here's some dirty, descriptive porn about how an untimely erection led to B/S/L's first time together.

( “Wait. Let’s be clear here,” she said in her most presidential tone. “You’ve thought about me, with you, together?” )

Title: The Game
Rating: M
Pairing: Bill/Saul/Laura
Summary: Bill and Saul explain 'The Game' they used to play when they were younger to their new lover. Any secret fantasy, no matter what. Laura wants to take a turn and PWP ensues.

( The Game )

Title: Like Looking
Rating: MA
Pairing: Bill/Saul/Laura
Word Count: 2672
Summary: Laura got Earth, two husbands, her cabin and her stream. And she likes to watch her boys until she can't resist joining in the fun. Written for the general BSG Kink prompt "water."

( “Were you spying on us, woman? Lurking like a snake in the grass?” )

Title: Efficiency
Rating: MA
Word Count: 717
Pairing: Bill/Saul/Laura
Summary: Tory's efficient. Too damn efficient for three leaders just trying to frak in peace. Written for the BSG prompt, ' Bill/Saul/Laura, getting done before Billy/Lee/Tory (someone) notices they're gone.'

( Efficient woman, that Tory. )

Title: Best Birthday Ever
Word Count: 1883
Rating: MA
Summary: Bill thinks his first birthday on Earth was the best ever. Laura's got plans -- and some choice items from Galen's Gift Emporium -- to make him think otherwise. (Written for the BSG kink prompt, 'A/R, this time next year.)
A/N: Galen's Gift Emporium belongs to fragrantwoods. Many thanks -- from me + Laura and Bill -- for creating this amazing piece of fandom for all the kinky people to play around with.

( Best Birthday Ever )

Last weekend's kink prompt was "first or second person" drabbles. I wrote three with two different pairings -- one Roslin/Zarek, two Bill/Saul/Laura -- and, it probably goes without saying, they're all rated MA for all the smut.

( Fulfilled - B/S/L )

( Public Performance - Roslin/Zarek )

( Emergency Meeting - B/S/L )

Title: My Turn
Rating: MA
Pairing: Adama/Roslin
Word Count: 1300
Summary: Response to a BSG Kink prompt in which the attacks never happened: "Bill/Laura, established relationship, she decides to challenge Adar when he runs for reelection."

( My Turn )

Title: Special Talents
Rating: G
Word Count: 389
Pairing: (implied) Adama/Roslin
Summary: Commander Adama discovers one of Laura Roslin's special talents during a routine meeting. Written for the 2014 BSG Epics prompt war, prompt was 'foot.'

( “Ouch!” )

Title: A Picture Speaks
Rating: M
Pairing: Bill/Saul/Laura
Warnings: ANAL in the final paragraphs
Summary: Our favorite OT3 peruse pictures from the past and an array of feeling come to the surface. Thanks to astreamofstars for her bsg_epics Inspiration Day prompt, 'Bill/Saul/Laura, finding old photos of when they were younger.' I almost managed to keep something from devolving into smut but the last few paragraphs are decidedly NSFW and demanded to be included!

( A Picture Speaks )